01.31.11

Once upon an intersection dreary...
While, I pondered weak and weary,
“What’s so special about that tree?”
It’s probably where they stash their weeee... d.

11.04.10

These are not Jesus clouds.

05.11.10

Area man's attempt at using wire fencing to "herd" storm clouds proves to be a total flop.

05.27.08

So remember when I said I didn’t think one dandelion warranted leaving a bag of flaming poop on your neighbor’s doorstep? My bad.

08.20.07

I say screw the Butterfly Effect!
The Sparrow Effect! Now thas what i'm talkin' 'bout!
Everybody gather ‘round. On the count of three, we are going to make a hurricane, and after that we're going to go celebrate at the car wash. One, two, three…