03.12.10

A DIY WEEKEND!
In an attempt to be more environmentally conscientious, Bart and Darlene used eco-friendly materials to cover the windows of their new Meth-House instead of the industry standard aluminum foil.

03.11.10

TWO THINGS THAT MAY BE CONSIDERED INAPPROPRIATE:
1."I have a life size cardboard cut-out of Merlin Olsen in my garage... don't ask me why."
2. See above.

03.10.10

FOP: Um, I don't think we should go there.

SlvrFox: Some of the best huntin' around is over there.

FOP: I don't think it's safe.

SlvrFox: Safer than driving a Toyota.

FOP: DAD! WE ARE IN A CAMRY!!!

SlvrFox: How much you weigh?

FOP:...

03.09.10

Consider your Ivories' tickled.

Shame on you Lois! Requesting Three 6 Mafia at this piano bar???
Could you please limit your artists to Billy Joel and Tori Amos!

03.08.10

It's choose your own lame caption day!!!!

1. Shake Ya Tailfeather Son
2. Baby Got Aflac
3. Moby Duck
4. Does this color make my butt look big?

03.05.10

Can you keep up, turn the beat up!
She rocks the party that rocks the body!
Happy Birthday Ladyfox.

03.04.10

Deep Thoughts...

Every time I drive by The Mad Greek I wonder if they mean CRAZY Mad OR ANGRY Mad. Either way that Greek is probably “mad” because no one really knows how to pronounce GYRO.

Poor Greek.

03.03.10

We are experiencing some technical difficulties at FOP HQ.

03.02.10

CRAP!
The FOP interweb is broken.


I think IT guy, spilled stew on the server, hold tight.

03.01.10

Of these three men…
Only one claims to be Vin Diesel’s intellectual stunt double AND the Secret Love Child of Pierce Brosnan and Alec Baldwin.

02.26.10

Don Pardo, tell him what he's won?
A NEW FUR COAT!

Sorry, and happy weekend y'all.

02.25.10

Great for headbands or headstones?

WHAA. WHAA.
Sorry kids rough week.

02.24.10

Yellow.Snow.
Pathetic. I know.*

* I did crop a sign post out, cuz I'm that classy.

02.23.10

Snow.
Shoes.

02.22.10

FOP? Not tonight, i have a headache.

02.19.10

Eat my dust!
It's the weekend or Bust!

02.18.10

You want to know what the the best thing about winter fishing* is?
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

* I use the term liberally here, as no fish were caught at the time of this photo, or thereafter.

02.17.10

Lindsey Vonn called. She wanted to let you know Dick Button, Brian Boitano and John Weir all get more air than you.*

*But they think your outfit is fabulous.

02.16.10

Hey, nice earrings, but you got a little something on your... over, over, lower, lower lower...
Meh, it looks good on you, go with it.

02.15.10

Google me this.

Well interweb, it looks like it's just me and you today... Whaddaya think we should do with this chainmail, cowboy hat and double strand of pearls?

02.12.10

Pardon me, Mr. Valentine or is it Saint Valentine? Yes, yes. Well not to be rude, but your holiday’s candies taste like Pepto Bismal.

02.11.10

Juice box.
Heh, heh, sigh.

02.10.10

Cornice or Cor-Nasty?

02.09.10

BROWNHAWK DOWN?
Doooode wait up! I like your style. HEY! you wanna be Facebook Friends? You know... or maybe we could Tweet each other, if you're into that!

02.08.10

Pardon me, but it appears your fir is moist.

Ahhh yes, thank you for noticing.

02.05.10

So, I guess this means we're ready to watch large men in tight pants pile on top of each other.

Have a super weekend.

02.04.10

AHHHHHHHH Eeeeeeeeeeeeeee Ahhhhhhhh! Sssth!
Valhalla, I AM COMING… after the dude in the hall stops arguing with his wife on the phone… and I make a cover sheet for this TPS report… and I pick up the kid from daycare… to be honest, Valhalla, we may have to reschedule.

02.03.10

This soup smells great and all, but it ain’t gonna get you the ladies. That there's The Iron Gigolo, Jethro. Now you don't go fallin in love with it ‘cuz I’m takin’ it to town tonight! It's a good looking vehicle, ain't it?

01.02.10

Punxsutawney pow-pow, says 6 more weeks of the runs.

02.01.10

Lodding. The LOADE. Schlopee. JAMMER!
No more "It's getting hot in here!"
No more piss in the bottle.
No more cell phone belt.
No more going to get some CDs.
No more poop on the tires.

Gone, but not forgotten.

01.29.10

Ever Wonder...
1. "Why these corners are angled?"
2. What it's like to be the designated driver?
Happy Weekend!

01.28.10

CLAMS!!!!
You know what they say about clams.
If you got 'em, flaunt 'em.

01.27.10

PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWER!!!
Itty-bitty conduit.

01.26.10

I FINISHED MY VEGETABLES!!
Can I have the keys to the Audi?

01.25.09

Just Another Typical Monday in January.
A FOP of snow and Gary "Whatchu talkin'bout Willis" Coleman is in Jail.

01.22.10

NEW FOP FEATURE:
Basic Life Skills & Socially Acceptable Behaviors RH Learned From His Gay Friend.

#1. Don’t poop at your friend’s house... or their friend’s house. Just poop at your own house.

Happy Weekend Y’all.

01.21.10

Dear person who Googled: "Lyrics to Wipeout by The Surfaris" and somehow ended up at the FOP website-

The answer is:

"Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-a, WIPEOUT."


Love-
FOP

01.20.10

Just a spoonful of Gorgonzola & prosciutto...Nothing else. Just Gorgonzola & prosciutto, THAT'S IT! What? NO, I can't pass the salt! Don't complain this is one meal on The Zone Diet.

01.19.10

THIS GUY...
Giving the Silverfox, Sam Elliot and a tour-bus full of swimsuit models a run for their money.

01.18.10

Walk & Turn
The results from the field sobriety test revealed your chicken was only mildly intoxicated.

10.15.10

That's the end of the road for me!
Happy Weekend Folks.

01.14.10

RANDOM

RH: I canceled my gym membership today.

FOP: The only person in America who QUITS going to the gym in January

RH: I didn’t fit in. There were poor people there.

FOP: You not “fitting in” at the Judgment Free Zone? Amazing.

RH: Yeah, I overestimated my tolerance for the less fortunate.

10.13.09

Remember that one time I went to space and all I got was this crappy picture.
Just because I've only been to 3 states doesn't mean I haven't traveled. Outer Space people!!!

01.12.10

Two dudes and Bill went up a hill
To find a cache of freshies.
One dude fell down
Looked like a clown.
And Bill yelled “You shouldn’t have cheaped-out on your bindings!”

01.11.10

Forget Bono.
These are my Lifetime Original Movie watching glasses. They block out any scene with Delta Burke… or that chick that played Laura Ingalls.

01.08.10

Tin Balls. Busted.

01.07.10

Aw shucks LeRoy, I’m done sure its thick enough to take out the Ski Doos*.
*Pronounced SKUH-duuuuuuues.

01.06.10

I’m just sayin’, lots of people would kill for a picture of industrial-looking cheerios, a few rusted nuts and a length of wire.

01.05.10

Frost... On a stiiiiiiiiiiick!

01.04.10

Welcome 2010!
It wasn't until recently that I realized not everybody rings in the New Year with a gold coin, 4 pounds of butter and some plastic wrap. Who knew?