08.19.10

Thursday Photo Bomb!
Enjoy this while I continue to put the pieces back together at FOP HQ.

08.18.10

A DIRTY CARNIE BROKE THE INTERWEB THEN RUNNED-OFF WITH MY ADDRESS BOOK!!!
If you think I should have your email address and you have mine... you should probably email me!

07.17.10

WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!?!
We are experiencing technical difficulties here at FOP HQ. Things should be back to normal soon. In the mean time enjoy the "panty-queen" flanked by her newborn cousin and a blind dog with herpes on its nose. GOOD TIMES!

03.03.10

We are experiencing some technical difficulties at FOP HQ.

03.02.10

CRAP!
The FOP interweb is broken.


I think IT guy, spilled stew on the server, hold tight.

10.29.07

You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have trees with frickin' laser beams attached to their leaves!
Now my colleague informs me that that cannot be done?
Would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly?

10.02.07

I mean honestly, if you knew that for the next 15 minutes, you could eat whatever you found on the floor, how would you react?