09.30.10

FOP PHOTO TOPIC: The Lens Flare
How much is too much?

09.29.10

Pop Quiz!
A. Did you say insexticide?
B. Ahhh. yesss. grashopper.
C. No, You’re schmoopy.
D. Wednesday, humpday.

09.28.10

Hey Ansel! How you like them Tetons!

09.27.10

My September Guest.

Robert Frost failed to mention a severe case of herpes in any of his Autumnal literary compilations.

09.24.10

Wull All Be Damned!
I looks to be about quittin' time!

09.23.10

I was told this is what happens when you mix Oprah, Justin Bieber and a coffee table...
Not that way you perve!

09.22.10

You are a sweaty pig face... No really, you are.
Don't be ashamed, I sweat on the tip of my nose too.

09.21.10

Nature’s Gradient
Deep in the Serengeti the glossy coated wildebeest seeks its next meal...
Naw, I’m kidding this is just West Valley."

* No Dad, it's not Photoshopped.

09.20.10

Like Father Like Son...
Furthermore, I wouldn't get in a car or any closed-space with either of you post burrito... OR double cheese burger...EVER!

09.17.10

60+ years, and those unruly nose hairs are still coiffed like an Pekingese show dog.
I admire your vigilance.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SILVERFOX!

09.16.10

Wow we are pretty high… kind of reminds me of that plane that crashed in into the Andes Mountains… except your butt doesn’t look as tasty as Uruguayan rugby player’s.

09.15.10

STOP! LET'S RALLY!

My bike will be there at noon, I'll be there ten minutes later.

09.14.10

1 DAY • 3 STATES • 206 MILES • 6000 DOUCHEBAGS

I watched our dear friend (Bob) ride 206 miles with a bunch of douchebags and all I got was this lousy picture… and also, to ride in a car that smelled of Yak cheese and open wounds.


See below for the podium shot.

09.13.10

Hey Lady! Those are the nicest pair of lamps I've ever seen!

09.11.10

09.10.10

Let's just say the next time you hear from me I'll have an extra $600 stuffed in my mattress!

09.09.10

Salmonella
My favorite of all the food borne illnesses!
Now available in brown!

09.08.10

Remember that one time, when you loaded a new operating system on your really expensive computer, and then your computer wouldn't upload pictures from your camera so you had to use a photo that was reminiscent of a Windows '95 default desktop image on your lame blog? Yeah that sucked.

09.07.10

TECHNOLOGY:1
FOP:0

Last week was kind of rough.
But I think we are up and running here at FOP-HQ.

A lot of people have asked "How did you keep your spirits up during such a trying technological disaster?"

Answer: Booze and looking at this picture. (I think my favorite part is the patially chewed corn chip in the side pocket there.)

Don't lie, you totally missed me.

09.02.10

Name: Leroy
Mulletude: 8.5
Occupation: Fixing my computer.
Competency: 3.2
Bonus points earned: 5 (for the jolly roger on his sleeve promoting the Renaissance Festival.)

09.01.10

This past weekend I went to the County Fair.
Monday morning, my hard drive is riddled with herpes...
COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT!