09.17.10

60+ years, and those unruly nose hairs are still coiffed like an Pekingese show dog.
I admire your vigilance.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SILVERFOX!

01.04.08

HEY EVERYBODY! OVER HERE!

You can't see it. It's electric!
You gotta feel it. It's electric!
Ooh, it's shakin'. It's electric!

Are you comin' with me?
Come let me take you on a party ride
And I'll teach you, teach you, teach you!

It's electric. Boogie woogie, woogie.

11.19.07

Weekend Report:
HOW I MAY HAVE DISAPPOINTED THE SILVERFOX IN THE PAST 48 HOURS.
While simultaneously proving I am, in fact, the Ladyfox’s daughter.

Declared White Zombie to rock infinitely harder than the Rolling Stones.

Shouted “Incontinent Whore!”… in a quiet restaurant.

Wore a bikini… with sequins… and fringe... Did i mention it was white?

Increased credit limit... from $500 to $1500

Talked to a boy… with tattoos... and nipple ring...Did i mention we were in a hot tub?