10.07.11

DUDE! Can you see it? It's the weekend... Its hiding in that bush.

10.14.10

BULLLLL-BBBBBBB!
Today I discovered how much fun it is to say the word BULB.
That is all.

09.13.10

Hey Lady! Those are the nicest pair of lamps I've ever seen!

12.18.09

The 12 Days of FOPFestivus
Day 5: GOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLDDDDDD RIIIIIIIIIIINGS!

06.12.09

OMG!!! A Murder She Wrote/ Golden Girls WEEKEND MARATHON!!!
Thank heavens. I’m ready to install my digital converter!!
Gloves, CHECK.
Goggles, CHECK.
Helmet…
No helmet?!?!
Nooooooooooo!

01.21.09

Tonight on TMZ!
Hollywood celebrities!
With NARCOLEPSY!
CAUGHT ON CAMERA!

01.09.09

Priceless?
Honestly, I am not sure which is more valuable, the camera or the carpet.

11.11.08

Tis the season for Series Circuits!
And the joy that comes from watching the Silverfox test all 200 bulbs because spending $5 on a new box is “just plain ludicrous.”

10.23.08

Apparently someone at FOP Headquarters for got to pay the interweb bill…
In the mean time I encourage you to look at this crappy picture.

10.06.08

SURPLISE!
Paparazzi in your backseat!

07.14.08

Okay, let's meet back here in 24 hours and we’ll discuss the miracle that is Angelina Jolie’s Uterus… In the meantime here’s something slightly less magnificent!

07.11.08

Tough Call
If I were Thomas Edison, I’m not sure what I’d be more proud of:
That I invented the light bulb or the “Edison Screw”.

04.07.08

For reals!
I think the neon gable totally complements the asphalt shingles… kind of like how a stripper is a nice accessory to a 5” clear Lucite platform heeled shoe. All sorts of klassy.

12.21.07

I still done wonders how they get 'em so straight with out a lick of duct tape?

11.12.07

Oh hey, hows it going... Wha? No I won't neglect my babies while doing a line of cocaine off that Cheeto bag and slamming a Red-bull-mochachino... I think the girl your looking for lives 2 streets over... No worries, man... yeah I'll look for you on YouTube. Good luck!