11.07.09

Unpopular teenage girls protest area FoodMart produce display claiming, “It makes it too darn hard to get to the Red Box!”

Helen Kessler, a frequent FoodMart/RedBoxer said, “Every Friday, me and some other dateless girls would huddle around the RedBox in our pajama pants, pick-out movies, and go get snacks! But now, it’s just too complicated… This is worse than when they ran out of those low-fat ice cream sandwiches.

The FoodMart released a statement saying that the display would be there for the next month but because of, “our incredible pricing strategy it may clear out before the end of the week!”

When asked what she’d do next, Ms Kessler responded, “I guess I’ll probably go to the RedBox in the Kwiki Lube parking lot… This is the worst Friday ever.”

09.22.09

Credit/Pay inside?
Credit

Regular/supreme Unleaded?
Regular.

Car wash? Yes or No?
No?

Jesus Clouds? Yes or No?
Uh... Yes?

06.25.09

Week of the Weird: Day #4
Put on your blue suede shoes and break out the good China!
THE KING is coming to dinner!

04.14.09

Sir! Why have thou not partaketh of my Beanos?

Madame! I regret to telleth, thou Beanos give me Gasos.

05.07.08

Those Zany Gas Station Attendants

FOP: Hey… (put down 44oz diet beverage & Jumbo Box
of Good n’Plentys.)

GA: That’s $4.35. You know when summer starts around here?

FOP:Uhh, you mean like the specific date? ($4.35? This inflation thing is going to starve me.)

GA: Yea, I’m new here.

FOP: Umm, I think it’s June 20th or 21st

GA: I knew it. In Denver they are on a different system.

FOP: Wow… that’s…uh… astronomically fascinating?

04.23.08

Sooooo anyway, I was sitting there waiting for Prince Charming to ride up on his white stallion when… What? Of course I believe in "that sort of thing."

Yes, this was at a gas station, thanks for asking.