03.25.11

Dr.Feelgood... in sweatpants!
I “workout with”* a guy who looks like Vince Neil.**
So I guess its true what they say. Old washed up has-been rock stars are just like me.†

* I don’t know  if what he does is “working out” and technically its not “with” me.
**2 points if you know who that is.
† Also this has nothing to do with the picture... of course.

08.16.10

On the seventh day the lord proclaimith, "Let there be corn-chips in the shape of little scoops!" And they was gooooooooooood.

09.28.09

Ripped from the headlines:

Area Designer Ralph Lauren Says "Overalls Are BACK"; KrissKross and Kid ‘n Play Announce Comeback Tour.

09.16.09

FOP FAIR WEEK!
No, I will not go on that. Why?
1. The guy operating it has a hook for a hand…
2. and he smells like my grandma’s bathroom.
3. I paid $16 for a corn dog, I’m keeping it as long as I can.

09.14.09

One dollar, dolla dolla! Two! Now two, now two, will you give me 2? Two dolla! now Three, now three, will you give me three?
SOLD!
One half melted hay covered popsicle to the purdy little hussy with the black eyeliner in the fourth row!

WELCOME TO FOP FAIR WEEK!

08.04.09

A Lesson in Probability: The Monte Hall Problem

Suppose you're on a game show, and you're given the choice of three doors:
Behind one door is old lawnmower parts; behind the other, goats. You pick a door number 1, and the host, who smells like cigarettes and cheap beer, opens another door, say number 3, which has a rusted out Thunderbird. He then says to you, ``Do you want to pick door number 2?''

Is it to your advantage to switch your choice?

06.29.09

I killed the 2 varmints who were trying to set up house in the shed WITH ONE SHOT!!!

Nice, but don’t you think using a bazooka was overkill?

06.22.09

I have collection of odd photos, that I am not quite sure what to do with. So on that note, let FOP Week of the Weird (and Gross) commence.

FOP Week of the Weird: Day #1
Tastes like chicken… and asphalt?

04.07.09

Broken…
Sometimes you’re the shovel.
Sometimes you’re the hole.
Sometimes you’re both.

01.29.09

Whats up?
Sheep Butt.

09.25.08

How did I get this cool?
Well everything you need to know is in this wine glass here…
And by “wine glass” I mean “Pure Ethanol 96.6% Glass”.

04.15.08

$1999 OBO
• Chip resistant windshields
• Fresh! Sheep skin seat covers. You sheer.
• E-Z Detachable Engine Block™ Great for pesky girlfriends*

* chain not included.

07.19.07

A VERY RANDOM Lesson in Gas Station Etiquette
If you hock a loogie on the flip-flop of the person on the other side of the gas terminal, don’t act so surprised if she farmer-blows on your motorcycle helmet.
It's called reciprocity jerk hole!!!

Do you think I need a tetanus shot?