11.28.08

Attention WalMart PowerShopper-

You may have been the first person in the door to get a handheldplasmascreenlaptopwithGPS&textingcapabilities.
BUT Guess who stole your booze! How'd you like them leftovers?

Love and Boozey Kisses-
FOP

11.27.08

THANK YOU FOP FRIENDS!!!!
Gobbly Gobbly!

11.26.08

On this, Thanksgiving Eve, let’s not forget the gift that keeps on giving!

11.25.08

Look Mom!!! Furry hot dogs.

That's nice dear. Come along.

11.24.08

GIVE A HOOT!
DON’T… MICROWAVE TUNA FISH IN THE OFFICE BREAK ROOM!

11.21.08

FOP HQ Systems Shutdown and Network Maintenance to commence in 5, 4, 3, 2…
Happy Weekend.

11.20.08

Sir, before you smoketh, you must unwrapeth.

11.19.08

FOP: I am kind of sad today.

RH: The whole MTV’s TRL being canceled after 20 years still got you down?

FOP: Yes. [sigh]

RH: Yeah, I’ll bet it’s rough not having something to blame for your poor judgment and pitiful taste in music.

11.18.08

Don’t think I haven’t killed the likes of you before. I have been told, my penchant for neglecting all living things is quite remarkable.

11.17.08

365 Days Later...
Happy 1st Burfday Charlie!

11.14.08

Explain to me again why you think we were robbed by “Irish Pirates”?

11.13.08

What? You want to listen to a Podcast? Great, Let me just click here… Umkay. Sweet. There you go. It should download in about 50 years.

11.12.08

Bear Grylls says it tastes kind of like an apple… he also says elephant pee tastes sort of like a margarita.

11.11.08

Tis the season for Series Circuits!
And the joy that comes from watching the Silverfox test all 200 bulbs because spending $5 on a new box is “just plain ludicrous.”

11.10.08

Rake me
Rake me, my friend
Rake me
Rake me again

Heh. Heh. Sigh.

11.07.08

Wow guys this is spectacular! Whadaya say we head back, grab a few beers and you know, maybe dance nekkid ‘round a camp fire?

11.06.08

How to Impress a Lady
By “A Published Poet”

Booze in a wine glass,
It couldn’t be much posher.
Maybe for our next date,
I’ll hire a dish washer.

11.05.08

By the Numbers:

Cost: $23,000,000 ea
BladeLength: 147 ft
Speed: 170 mph
Power Produced: 23 million watts… 27 million on chili night.

11.04.08

Voting with the Ladyfox

LFX: If that old white guy wins, we’re moving to Albania
FOP: That’s a little extreme.
LFX: I’m serious we're packing up the computers and getting on a… boat or whatever.
FOP: Mom, I don’t think they have electricity there. They still run on Yak power.
LFX: Doesn’t matter.
FOP: Wow. I didn’t know you were such a die-hard Democrat.
LFX: I’m not. I just think voting for Obama makes me look younger.
FOP: …

11.03.08

The RH & HDub FOP Variety Show is officially over.
Back to your regularly scheduled and relatively boring photos.