12.08.10

BLUE
This makes me think of Gap (or THE Gap?)... which makes me want to go out and buy a pair of pleated jeans... and a ribbed turtle neck... with matching socks.
That is all.

09.17.09

FOP FAIR WEEK
Although its odor is pungent, the elusive Carnie is a majestic creature and full of surprises. I will visit his City of Fun anytime.

06.18.09

On Guard!
Fencing, it’s not just for 12th Century douchebags!

11.03.08

The RH & HDub FOP Variety Show is officially over.
Back to your regularly scheduled and relatively boring photos.

05.09.08

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Two valuable life lessons the Ladyfox has taught me… demonstrated by none other than the Ladyfox herself!

Thanks mom, I don’t know where I’d be without you!!!

04.14.08

AN AFTERNOON AT THE CHEVRON

FOP: Drinking diet beverage* while examining nutrition value of Poptart

GAS STATION CASHIER: OH MY HECK!!!!

FOP: Makes attempt to duck behind jerky display to avoid impending gunfire.

GSC: I KNOW YOU!!! Pointing ferociously

FOP: Racks brain for last time hung out with 75lb, toothless meth-head.

GSC: WE WENT TO PRISON TOGETHER!!!!

FOP: Uh… I had detention in 7th grade once. Sorry.

GSC: Yeah I guess you wouldn’t be sprung yet anyway. 15 more years at least.

FOP: Yikes!


*Yup, thats a picture of back wash.

04.08.08

Area Hospital Gets Creative in an Attempt to Provide Affordable Healthcare:
Welcome to 'The Cafemorgue'
Lunch & Dinner - 11am to 8pm
Autopsies - 8:30pm to 3am

08.15.07

I’m not quite sure how to tell you this but…
Well, uh, Johnny Cash hates you.