11.13.08

What? You want to listen to a Podcast? Great, Let me just click here… Umkay. Sweet. There you go. It should download in about 50 years.

01.02.08

After much debate and several strenuous calculations, the Winner of the 3rd Annual "Who's 'Happy New Year' Text is Closest to 12:00AM" has been determined.*

Thanks to all of you who continue to wake me up on this anticlimactic "holiday"! I am looking to sponsor this contest next year, stay tuned for details.

* Honestly, I don't think I know this person.

07.23.07

The next time you go hiking with a pessimist, and you come upon a cliff, you should push them off because, hey, they were probably expecting it anyway.