06.30.11

COMEBACK!

Goldie: Your photography skills aren't worth my time.

FOP: You smell like wet dog.

06.29.11

Now you seem 'em.

Now you don't.

06.28.11

The Stig... REVEALED!

06.27.11

Today I need a helper monkey... preferably in a little tuxedo, with a rose on the lapel.

06.23.11

Rápido! Rápido!

06.22.11

Basket of Quackers.

Heh. Heh.

06.20.11

Blinded by the Light!

Ever wondered what moths did before there were light bulbs.
Trick Question Guys! There weren't any moths before light bulbs.

06.17.11

If you've never been stranded with your child on an aluminum boat with a dead battery, in a rain storm with a 12 gauge, 2 oars, a half a box of wine and 14 Triscuits...

You obviously haven't been to the Silverfox's school of quality parenting.

Happy Fathers Day Weekend.

06.16.11

Preposterous!?!?!
She just found out that if she eats raw chicken, her poop won't stink.

06.15.11

These smell.
Like rain.
On a sandy beach...
Littered with beached whales...
and feral cats.

06.14.11

Whack.
You got weeeeeeeeeeed?

POP QUIZ!

The following is:
A. Where hot dogs come from.
B. Where curly fries come from.
C. Where a hot dog and curly fries are digested.

06.10.11

I know a guy...
Who makes Gorillas...
Out of paper.

Thought you should know.

06.09.11

I bee a photobomb.

06.08.11

RH: Does this Tweet make me look hot?
FOP: Um, yes... In that "Scandalous Congressman" sort of way.

06.07.11

Uh, Lawn Fertilizer...

Ba-dum Ching!
Anyone?
Is this thing on?

06.06.11

The Scoop.
Could somebody please clean out the litter box... er the kitty pool... uh, those better be pine cones.

06.03.11

Darkness warshed over the...
In case you ever have wondered what a John Denver/Sam Elliott hybrid looks like.

Happy Weekend!

06.02.11

A Buttered Breakfast Bagel and Bunches of Baby's Breath

That is all

06.01.11

The Huffing-a-Ton Post
Much ado about... huffing.