A survey conducted by British researchers ‘discovered’ 99% of infants, children, teens, adults, seniors, schizophrenics, people in vegetative states, mass murderers, Marilyn Manson and dog killers find circus clowns scary, creepy and down-right disturbing. The remaining 1% smell like cabbage and will chose the seat next to you on an empty bus.
*I deserve "Bravery Points" for this one... and also, yes, random things like this happen to me all the time.
