06.19.08

HEE-HAW WEEK: DAY #4

STEWART: It’s just too much flair isn’t it?
FOP: Um…
STU: It’s the sunglasses. The are just WAY over the top.
FOP: …
STU: OMG! I need a juice-box pronto, I’m parched!
FOP: …
STU: Doot! Doot! This is going to be SSSSSSUPER!!!

01.11.08

Reasons I could have jumped this week:
1. Asked if cell phone came with Zack Morris.
2. Found job on the list of “Least Secure Careers for 2008.”
3. Informed favorite male figure skater traded in “Puffy Shirt” for halo.*
4. Told I resemble Rosie O’Donnell… but in a good way.

Reason I didn’t:
AMERICAN GLADIATORS IS BACK!!! Are you warrior ENOUGH?


*Good night sweet prince.

11.08.07

I SAW YOU...

you: picking a scab and looking at the new Magic the Gathering Cards.
me: finishing a Mensa workout and buying a 12 sided die.

you infiltrated my heart. let's meet up and exchange strategies

Sorry kids, you may have to click on the photo to enjoy the sneaky photography.