02.11.09

WORLD NEWS NOW
Renowned epicurean, Chef Boyardee, and distinguished exhibitionist, Pee-Wee Herman, join forces to create worlds geekiest pasta.

04.04.03

If you look close you can see what I like to call "The Essence of Mustache."

Yup. That's all she wrote this week.
Have a nice weekend.

03.27.08

AHEM! I am the gatekeeper here!
Pursuant to Bovine code 12-196231a-12c, to gain admittance to Beta Quadrant Sector 14 in Sector Block 55, you must display your teats to me.

Well, I'm waiting...
What do you mean you haven’t any teats?
No, you can’t talk to my supervisor!

11.08.07

I SAW YOU...

you: picking a scab and looking at the new Magic the Gathering Cards.
me: finishing a Mensa workout and buying a 12 sided die.

you infiltrated my heart. let's meet up and exchange strategies

Sorry kids, you may have to click on the photo to enjoy the sneaky photography.

11.06.07

I think if The Terminator had a pet cat, that was also a cyborg, and it hacked up a fur ball, this is probably what it would look like.

07.25.07

Okay Kiddies,
Remember the time I asked for the Sega Genesis (with 32-bit processor, 32,768 simultaneous colors and texture mapping)… yeah, that kind of sucked. This year I think I’d just like a sack of money. You have six months to pull it together.

06.21.07

MEMO
Date: June 21, 2007

To: Biology Club Members
Subject: Making Phosphodiester Bonds to Last a Lifetime.

Due to budget cuts, the Biology Department will be forced to use the leftover St. Paddy’s Day decorations for the end of the year Protein Synthesis Party.