04.30.10

What's the Magic Word?
Can I leave for the weekend... sigh... peas?

04.29.10

Contrail photobomb.

04.28.10

Don't want to be rude here, but...
WORST BAR EVER!

I don't even want to know what's in that spray bottle.

04.27.10

Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!

04.26.10

ARE YOU READY TO GET PUMPED?
ARE YOU READY FOR REAL ULTIMATE POWER?
ARE YOU READY FOR TOTAL AVIAN DOMINATION!
PREPARE YOURSELF FOR….
BIRD NINJA!!!

04.23.10

I totally had something clever and witty to say about this photo.. But then me and the Silverfox started talking about how the people (read: butt-nuggets) at the JiffyLube always screw us over, yet we still take our cars there,... So anyhow. Happy Weekend!

04.22.10

I wonder if celebrating Earth Day ever makes Uranus jealous.
Heh. Heh.

04.21.10

Jurassic Parking.

Dear Timber (or "Timber")
Although your reason for quotations eludes me, I have taken it upon myself to coin you a tag-line for what I am sure is a thriving business. So, without further ado:

Timber (or "Timber")- Let his itty-bitty limbs trim yours.

I will be sending you an bill for $200
It has been nice doing business with you,
FOP

04.20.10

Dish-drainer, dish-drainer
Drain me a dish!
Dry me a stein.
Catch me a drip.

04.19.10

Dear FOP:

I haven’t seen anything from RH in a while. Is he okay?

Curious in Colorado
_______________________

Dear Curious-
I’d like to introduce you to the man who single handedly took an entire mountain of skiers (including a handful of his elite colleagues) back to the 1980s with his epic Daffy skillz. The past few months have been filled with booze and turret-esque shouts of
STAY OFF MY LAWN!
Regards-
FOP

04.16.10

TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP!
Happy Weekend Kids!

04.15.10

FOP: Hey dad, what do you think of using this pic as a clever visual metaphor for tax day...
SLVRFX: Makes me think I need to spend some of that refund on a bottle of moisturizer.

04.14.10

TRUCK-STOP PUPPY!
TRUCK-STOP PUPPY!
TRUCK-STOP PUPPY!
TRUCK-STOP PUPPY!

04.13.10

1991
I truly believed that making hemp “friendship” bracelets was a lucrative career path … I also thought hacky-sack should be an Olympic sport.

04.12.10

Q. What's it like to be trapped in an old attic surrounded by wicker and rocking horses?
A. Horrifying.

04.09.10

reCORNnaissance mission

The cob has landed.
Kernel I repeat, the cob has landed.

04.08.10

Conversations with the BossMan:

BM: Whats the abbreviation for May?
FOP: The month?
BM: Yeah, duh.
FOP: I think its L.A.Z.Y.

04.07.10

APRIL SHOWERS!!!!
The Saying goes "APRIL SHOWERS"!
NOT "APRIL LITTLE DAGGERS OF ICE"!!!!
Sheesh!

04.06.10

HAPPY COMMUNIST EASTER!!!
Pick any color of egg you'd like!

04.05.10

THE FOP RECIPE FOR AWESOME
Combine
1 - Wood-paneled Living Room
1 - "Albanian Techno" Playlist
8 - "20something" Yr. Old Ladies
Sprinkle Generously with Booze!

Enjoy!

04.02.10

I CAN HAS A MARSHMALLOW PEEP!*
* It is hidden in my NECK FAT!

04.01.10

Me FOP. Me Play Joke.

Dear Staffers,

Whoever refilled the Aleve™ bottle in the break room with Viagra™…
NOT FUNNY!

Sincerely-
Todd