04.19.10

Dear FOP:

I haven’t seen anything from RH in a while. Is he okay?

Curious in Colorado
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Dear Curious-
I’d like to introduce you to the man who single handedly took an entire mountain of skiers (including a handful of his elite colleagues) back to the 1980s with his epic Daffy skillz. The past few months have been filled with booze and turret-esque shouts of
STAY OFF MY LAWN!
Regards-
FOP

07.10.08

HEY EVERYBODY! This is Adam!

HEY EVERYBODY! This is Adam's femur!

07.31.07

Remember when you were a young (32ish), carefree (mortgage due tomorrow!) student (lawyer)? Remember when jumping off the roof of a house into a pool got you all the hot chicks? And by "hot chicks” I mean a broken arm and bloodied nose.
[Sigh] Those were the good old days.