02.17.09

Dear FOP,
I would like to request that you bring “Tuesday Boob Day” back.
Cordially,
Adam
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Dear Adam-
Eat your heart out!
FOP

01.10.08

A scenario...

You're waiting in line for nachos & a Dew at the Seven-11.
A ‘dude’ in a tiny crop top sweater is in front of you.
‘Dude’ tops off his 64oz. BladderBuster.
'Dude' turns to you and asks, “Want to see my panties.”

Right, like that would ever happen.

SMASSH!

11.30.07

Knowing that by paying my state taxes I will put food in these guys mouths*, makes me feel like a better person. Identities have been manipulated to protect the innocent.

* yes, that’s a cookie and yes, I realize it’s not technically in his mouth.

06.19.07

I honestly thought I had seen it all. And then this happened…


[insert awkward silence]

11.02.05