Leroy: Them scientists found that “brown fat”, you know, the kind around yer neck, burns more calories than the “white fat” like on yer boobs.
Boss: Hmph. I saw some boobs once on the Tee Vee.
Leroy: Yeah Boss, the interweb says they makin’ a “brown fat pill” to help trim yer waistline.
Boss: That so? Done guess I’d better be orderin’ another pair o these stainless steel slip-hook suspenders.
