05.28.10

Memorial Weekend 5:28
Lo and it came to pass that on this weekend of Memorial, there was only one snow-free camping spot in all the land. And the sun shone down upon it with the fury of a thousand camp fires. And millions ventured forth towards it. And it was good.

05.27.10

Gangrene?
It appears we'll have to amputate.

05.26.10

Not a cloud in the sky... except for maybe one, and some sort of bug or something.

05.25.10

The view is great, I could sit here for hours... but before I do, what is the weight capacity on that couch?

05.24.10

Wait. What the... Which one of you left this accordion thing here? Yeah well, if you don't come and get it I'll peck your eyes out. WTF!

05.21.10

If you can't see the unicorn in this photo, you might be color blind.

05.20.10

This dog ate the FOP for today... A long with a sweet pair of sunglasses and a 1 year old boy Sorry.

05.19.10

That whole "walking on water" schtick, yeah, that was my idea.

05.18.10

Not really green. Not really a house.

05.17.10

My logic and deductive skills tell me: THE BLUE RHINO DID IT!
Sorry. I've got a case of the Monday's.

05.14.10

FOP UNIVERSITY:

GIN BLOSSOM
A gin blossom refers to the bright red nose of alcoholics, typically found in men in their fifties and above. For obvious reasons, it's called a gin blossom due to the alcoholic content of gin and because the brightness and size of the nose looks a bit like a flower blooming.

A majority of my friends will ultimately develop gin blossoms.

Happy Weekend.

05.13.10

I really have nothing to say about this photo other than it reminds me of a motel room... in Lava Hot Springs, Idaho... that I stayed in... overnight.

DON'T JUDGE ME!!

05.12.10

CONSIDER YOURSELF WARNED.
If you get hit in the neck with a pipe, you'll probably drop your bottle opener.
Don't say I never done nothin' fer ya.

05.11.10

Area man's attempt at using wire fencing to "herd" storm clouds proves to be a total flop.

05.10.10

JUST LIKE YOUR DAD!
Maybe when you celebrate your 36th Birthday you can get a FREE Grand Slam at Denny's and an anchor tattoo.

05.07.10

A Mother's Love: Priceless... most of the time.
Happy Mother's Day Ladyfox!

05.06.10

GTI?
Gym. Tan. Infection?

05.05.10

Olé!
I'm pretty sure this tasted better than it looks.
Happy Cinco De Mayo!
Party like a Mexican... unless you're in AZ.

05.04.10

DEEEEEE LUX!
Fish don't fry in the kitchen;
Beans don't burn on the grill.
Took a whole lotta tryin',
Just to jump off the third floor balcony to avoid getting caught by the PO-lice.

05.03.10

Looked out the window and what did I see?
A crap load of reasons to take a Claritin D!