02.26.10

Don Pardo, tell him what he's won?
A NEW FUR COAT!

Sorry, and happy weekend y'all.

02.25.10

Great for headbands or headstones?

WHAA. WHAA.
Sorry kids rough week.

02.24.10

Yellow.Snow.
Pathetic. I know.*

* I did crop a sign post out, cuz I'm that classy.

02.23.10

Snow.
Shoes.

02.22.10

FOP? Not tonight, i have a headache.

02.19.10

Eat my dust!
It's the weekend or Bust!

02.18.10

You want to know what the the best thing about winter fishing* is?
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

* I use the term liberally here, as no fish were caught at the time of this photo, or thereafter.

02.17.10

Lindsey Vonn called. She wanted to let you know Dick Button, Brian Boitano and John Weir all get more air than you.*

*But they think your outfit is fabulous.

02.16.10

Hey, nice earrings, but you got a little something on your... over, over, lower, lower lower...
Meh, it looks good on you, go with it.

02.15.10

Google me this.

Well interweb, it looks like it's just me and you today... Whaddaya think we should do with this chainmail, cowboy hat and double strand of pearls?

02.12.10

Pardon me, Mr. Valentine or is it Saint Valentine? Yes, yes. Well not to be rude, but your holiday’s candies taste like Pepto Bismal.

02.11.10

Juice box.
Heh, heh, sigh.

02.10.10

Cornice or Cor-Nasty?

02.09.10

BROWNHAWK DOWN?
Doooode wait up! I like your style. HEY! you wanna be Facebook Friends? You know... or maybe we could Tweet each other, if you're into that!

02.08.10

Pardon me, but it appears your fir is moist.

Ahhh yes, thank you for noticing.

02.05.10

So, I guess this means we're ready to watch large men in tight pants pile on top of each other.

Have a super weekend.

02.04.10

AHHHHHHHH Eeeeeeeeeeeeeee Ahhhhhhhh! Sssth!
Valhalla, I AM COMING… after the dude in the hall stops arguing with his wife on the phone… and I make a cover sheet for this TPS report… and I pick up the kid from daycare… to be honest, Valhalla, we may have to reschedule.

02.03.10

This soup smells great and all, but it ain’t gonna get you the ladies. That there's The Iron Gigolo, Jethro. Now you don't go fallin in love with it ‘cuz I’m takin’ it to town tonight! It's a good looking vehicle, ain't it?

01.02.10

Punxsutawney pow-pow, says 6 more weeks of the runs.

02.01.10

Lodding. The LOADE. Schlopee. JAMMER!
No more "It's getting hot in here!"
No more piss in the bottle.
No more cell phone belt.
No more going to get some CDs.
No more poop on the tires.

Gone, but not forgotten.