10.02.09

Hey Young Man!
Stop me if you’ve heard this one: A mannequin, an attorney, a gay man, and a lush walk into a bar…

08.05.09

I believe I can ride,
I believe my credit limit has touched the sky.
I think about it every night and day,
Spend $800 on a carbon-alloy wheel set and ride away.
I believe if I spent a little bit more,
I would be sleeping on my grandma's living-room floor.
I believe I can ride, I believe I can ride,
I believe I can ride!

02.04.09

AREA MAN!
Area man cites “Wikipedia: The Interweb’s Information Dumpster” in an essay involving “phenomenological tradition”. When asked for comment, he replied, “Hell yeah I did it! Got an A+ on it too. This whole Grad School thing is going to be a no-brainer!”

01.03.08

RP: I’m so freaking excited, today is the IOWA CAUCUS!!!

BH: What the hell kind of place is this? Have you seen my Purelle®?

RP: Since 1972, the Iowa Caucus has been the first major electoral event of the nominating process for President of the United States.

BH: What’s that vile smell?

RP: It serves as an early indication of which candidates for President might win the nomination of their political party at their respective national conventions.

BH: Do you think there are poor people here?

RP: This year is set to be a dooooozie with the Democrats heading into it with a virtual three-way tie!

BH: WHERE THE HELL ARE MY PANCAKES!!!!!

06.28.07

Talk about punishing an entire generation...

Y’all remember Disney’s Watcher in the Woods?
Y’all remember watching it in Elementary school?
What in the hell was that all about!!!

NERAK