05.31.11

Best Memorial Day EVER!
May, you really outdid yourself.

05.30.11

Adventure's Last Stop.

Maverik Lady,

I will miss buying my coffee from you.

FOP

05.27.11

OXYMORONIC
Happy Memorial Weekend.

05.26.11

Oddly, not as “super” as one might think.

05.25.11

POOF! Your lawn looks like crap!

05.24.11

I like Dusty... Bottoms!

Ha!

05.23.11

OMG Guys!
We totally missed the rapture! Stupid Google Maps... It's clear over there.

05.20.11

The Rapture... It’s kind of like a natural disaster.

FOP: Hey mom. Whats up?
LDFX: I’m preparing for the end of the world. Its tomorrow you know.
FOP: How do you “prepare” for that?
LDFX: I’m packing the 72 hour kit.
FOP: ...

05.19.11

On The First Try
On the first day, God created the heavens and the earth...
and he was a little disappointed so he named it Wyoming and started over again.

05.18.11

FOP FASHION ALERT:
This summer, shimmy your way into a Tube Top!

05.17.11

FOP on "Equine Herpes"
1. Did you know Equine essential means "Horses"?
2 I just found out horses can get The Herpes.
3. Million dollar idea: Equine Valtrex.
4. Those poor little jockeys.

and also its raining.

05.16.11

Well I sprayed the driveway
With the cold water
With the cold water
With the cold water
Sprayed the driveway
With the cold water
With the cold water
With the cold cold water

05.12.11

I don't eat ham often,
But when I do, I like to wear my very expensive coat... that looks like a trash bag.

05.11.11

There's plenty more where this came from!

05.10.11

Bundy: Hey, could you lend a guy a hand on his birthday?
RH: You once gave me beans and a half-empty a bottle of wine on my birthday.
Bundy: Yeah, so?
RH: I don’t need to lend you anything fine sir!

05.09.11

THE REALLY DO EXIST!
And all these years I thought it was just a crazy John Madden idiom.

05.06.11

It's an Honor
And the Award for “Loudest Fart in the ‘Expired Food  Aisle’ at the Dollar General” goes to...

05.05.11

Culturally Insensitive, Who me?

RH: Hey when is Cinqo de Mayo, I think it’s one of those ‘floating holidays’.

FOP: Uhhh…. July 17th mark your calendar...

RH: And how is it celebrated?

FOP: I think a bearded Mexican goes around tossing burritos down people’s chimneys.

RH: You mean there’s going to be bearded Mexican on my roof!!!!!!!!!

FOP: Only if you leave a margarita and plate of churros.

05.04.11

Totally Tubular!
I can't even imagine what Genetically Modified Bean Dip looks like.
But I'm totally excited about it.

What's up little buddies?

05.02.11

WELCOME MAY!
You so Crazy!