06.30.10

Being a pseudo fruit.* Looking pretentious.
* The fleshy part of a strawberry is not the fruit of the plant! It’s actually the seeds on the outer part of the berry.

06.29.10

Moving air without your hands
Feel the coolness while you can,
Spoonfan.

Puttin’ ice cream in a cone
Watch you eat it all alone,
Spoonfan.

06.28.10

Dear Farmer's Market-

I'm so grateful for your organic produce! Knowing that my food has only been fondled by dirty, unshaven hippies sets my mind at ease. I do have one question. What the hell am I supposed to do with these?

Yours-
FOP

06.25.10

Happy Weekend Y'all!

06.24.10

You heard it here first.
The secret to WINNING the MS 150 Charity Ride this weekend is lubing your chain... and wearing a jersey with pockets,so you can stock up on the rest-stop sammiches and beefsticks.

06.23.10

Buck-up Little Nimbus!
I present to you the saddest cloud in the world. Enjoy!

06.22.10

POPPY IT!
I'm just sayin', I think my giant eyebrow pimple gives me a chic neanderthal look.

06.21.10

OH NO!!!
The 2014 Olympic Luge Action Figures are on backorder? What are we going to do now?

06.18.10

This year, for Father’s Day, would y'all stay off my dad’s lawn.

06.17.10

BLOODLETTING & PERMS $8.99!

The origin of the red & white barber pole is associated with the service of bloodletting and was historically a representation of bloody bandages wrapped around a pole. The pole itself represents the staff that the patient gripped during the procedure to encourage blood flow... Pleasant, Thank you Wikipedia.

06.16.10

Not to brag, but I’m naturally Jewish.

The Torah says the eating of bugs is forbidden.

I already don’t eat bugs, and I’ve never even met Torah!

06.15.10

SAILBOATS!!!! WITHOUT ME, YOU'D BE NOTHING!!!

06.14.10

A Broken Home.
Raise your hand if your mom (or anybody in your family for that matter) used the words "fornicate" and "kitchen table" in the same sentence this weekend.

06.11.10

17 STEEPLE BEAUTY • MUST SEE INSIDE!
Ecclesiastical Living at its finest. Includes dishwasher & microwave.
Salvation not guaranteed NO PETS PLEASE.

06.10.10

Blessed Be The Long Haul…
As the sun sets on another grueling day, let us circle the wagons and toss our empty (then full again) Mtn. Dew bottles and partake of these slow-cooked tacquitos and/or beef logs and this flimsy tray of nacho’s, for tomorrow we ride again!

06.09.10

I present to you a cluster of purple navels.
That is all.

06.08.10

RIPPED FROM THE HEADLINES...

"In light of rough economic times, Home Depot has started a subsidiary company known as Home Re-Po."

Clark you'd better BOLT down the RV!

06.07.10

COMING TO A BASEMENT NEAR YOU!

03.04.10

Um, hey dad. You're just gonna mow the lawn... isn't this a bit overkill?

06.03.10

Lettuce end this day with a photo.

06.02.10

Hey Cats! This is better than Fancy Feast!
TURTLES!!!
The new trend in litter box technology.

06.01.10

Post Memorial Day Honorary Grave Photo.
I don't know who you are, but I appreciate your last name in a variety of different and probably inappropriate ways.


Thank you for your service.