03.31.11

America’s FAVORITE Pastime is back!
Eating processed meats and water downed beer
BUT OUTSIDE...
and with more back-sweat!

Hell's Yeah America!

03.30.11

The Lebowski Collection: Inspiration thru Micturition.

03.29.11

OMG! A little pirate booty!

Kidding, kidding. This is a family site!

03.28.11

Sadly, today, all i can think about is a Swanson's Chicken Pot Pie.

That is all.

03.25.11

Dr.Feelgood... in sweatpants!
I “workout with”* a guy who looks like Vince Neil.**
So I guess its true what they say. Old washed up has-been rock stars are just like me.†

* I don’t know  if what he does is “working out” and technically its not “with” me.
**2 points if you know who that is.
† Also this has nothing to do with the picture... of course.

03.24.11

New for the Wii Fit:
American Hardship 0.1
Ten miles
Uphill
Bothways
In the snow.
BAREFOOT.
Test your athleticism, endurance and bitching skills.
Release date: 12.01.11. Reserve your copy now.

03.23.11

Contrary to other popular belief!

Today I read that it is actually the “ The Economy” that has lead to increased obesity...
Shove that in that in your pie hole weight watchers.

ALSO...
HAPPY 40th BIRTHDAY SHANE ZIMMERMAN!!!
And no you can't borrow my Velcro gloves.

03.22.11

LAMBasted
Baa, baa, black sheep,
Have you any wool...
more importantly have you a stick of butter or some bacon grease?
This is the 3rd time this month.
If it weren't for this giant head noggin of mine!

03.21.11

Welcome Monday!
Really its been fantastic, I'll look forward to it again next week.

03.18.11

Workin' overtime at the corduroy factory.

Happy Weekend.

03.17.11

It smells like drunk.
Happy Eat Like a Hobo Day!

03.16.11

Shiver me timbers!
No, really.

03.15.11

BEWARE!
The ides of March...
they are pretty scary I hear.

03.14.11

Daylight Saving Time
A time of sacrificing sleep for one more hour of daylight.
A time to spend figuring out (for the bazzilionth time) how to reprogram the alarm clock, the microwave clock, the oven clock, the car clock...

03.11.11

We will not die like dogs!
We will fight like lions!
Because we are...
The Three Ameagles
Look up here, look up here. 

03.10.11

What's goin' on?

Nuthin' dawg. Just standin here, millin' some wind.

03.09.11

Dude have you seen it?
Presenting the interweb’s less famous and slightly mundane meme:
Zero Girls. 16 cups.

03.08.11

Welcome March!
Well played, well played indeed.

03.07.11

EFT!!!!
Happy birthday to the best mom and buffalo proctologist in the world!

03.04.11

I think the word “jimmer” violates the BYU Honor Code.

03.03.11

There appears to be a fiery train wreck in The Valley...
Oh, wait, my bad... It's just Charlie Sheen burning the purest rocks this side of Bogata.

03.02.11

So what the hell now, we've already been forever damned
Anywhere you go I'll follow you down.

03.01.11

The Family Jewels
Displayed for your pleasure.
On the interweb.