01.29.10

Ever Wonder...
1. "Why these corners are angled?"
2. What it's like to be the designated driver?
Happy Weekend!

01.28.10

CLAMS!!!!
You know what they say about clams.
If you got 'em, flaunt 'em.

01.27.10

PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWER!!!
Itty-bitty conduit.

01.26.10

I FINISHED MY VEGETABLES!!
Can I have the keys to the Audi?

01.25.09

Just Another Typical Monday in January.
A FOP of snow and Gary "Whatchu talkin'bout Willis" Coleman is in Jail.

01.22.10

NEW FOP FEATURE:
Basic Life Skills & Socially Acceptable Behaviors RH Learned From His Gay Friend.

#1. Don’t poop at your friend’s house... or their friend’s house. Just poop at your own house.

Happy Weekend Y’all.

01.21.10

Dear person who Googled: "Lyrics to Wipeout by The Surfaris" and somehow ended up at the FOP website-

The answer is:

"Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-a, WIPEOUT."


Love-
FOP

01.20.10

Just a spoonful of Gorgonzola & prosciutto...Nothing else. Just Gorgonzola & prosciutto, THAT'S IT! What? NO, I can't pass the salt! Don't complain this is one meal on The Zone Diet.

01.19.10

THIS GUY...
Giving the Silverfox, Sam Elliot and a tour-bus full of swimsuit models a run for their money.

01.18.10

Walk & Turn
The results from the field sobriety test revealed your chicken was only mildly intoxicated.

10.15.10

That's the end of the road for me!
Happy Weekend Folks.

01.14.10

RANDOM

RH: I canceled my gym membership today.

FOP: The only person in America who QUITS going to the gym in January

RH: I didn’t fit in. There were poor people there.

FOP: You not “fitting in” at the Judgment Free Zone? Amazing.

RH: Yeah, I overestimated my tolerance for the less fortunate.

10.13.09

Remember that one time I went to space and all I got was this crappy picture.
Just because I've only been to 3 states doesn't mean I haven't traveled. Outer Space people!!!

01.12.10

Two dudes and Bill went up a hill
To find a cache of freshies.
One dude fell down
Looked like a clown.
And Bill yelled “You shouldn’t have cheaped-out on your bindings!”

01.11.10

Forget Bono.
These are my Lifetime Original Movie watching glasses. They block out any scene with Delta Burke… or that chick that played Laura Ingalls.

01.08.10

Tin Balls. Busted.

01.07.10

Aw shucks LeRoy, I’m done sure its thick enough to take out the Ski Doos*.
*Pronounced SKUH-duuuuuuues.

01.06.10

I’m just sayin’, lots of people would kill for a picture of industrial-looking cheerios, a few rusted nuts and a length of wire.

01.05.10

Frost... On a stiiiiiiiiiiick!

01.04.10

Welcome 2010!
It wasn't until recently that I realized not everybody rings in the New Year with a gold coin, 4 pounds of butter and some plastic wrap. Who knew?