08.02.10

Sure it’s a little crowded and there’s not a lot of privacy but FREE FOOD and NO RENT! I don’t see what the big deal is… Hey, did any one tell mom we’re out of Cap'n Crunch and bits of hair?

09.18.09

FOP FAIR WEEK!

STEP RIGHT UP! STEP RIGHT UP! Win the little lady a prize!!!
2 Darts for $20! Haven’t you always wanted a giant stuffed banana, a dragon... errr a SILVER FOX!

Happy Birthday Fox!

06.23.09

Week of the Weird: Day #2
Yeah so it appears Elton John and Fidel Castro had a love child?!?
Wow, I don't think anyone saw that coming.

05.19.09

Word combinations I am thankful for, but could be construed as gross and/or totally inappropriate:
"Yarn Balls" and "Sweat Pants"

09.30.08

Shhhhhhhh! Listen, you can hear them getting fatter!

Yes, I am mean.

07.25.08

“BobHanukkah: The Festival of Bob” Day #5

LOOK AT THIS BOB!!!
Have a look at this beautiful MOTHER FREAKIN’BOB! He was last seen grilling RAW MEAT in his huge-ass back yard. He is about the most beautiful damn BOB in the whole world and chews on expenisive food all the time. If you see him, tell him he looks RICH and that you like his glasses.

03.28.08

I knew today was going to be an AWESOME day when the first words spoken to me at 6:30 this morning were:

“Hey, yeah, um, you know what time the Beer Cave opens?”

Have a nice weekend Y’all.

10.31.07

The man who built a snowman out of rain and put the "laughter" in to manslaughter, wants you have a Happy Halloween... or he will strangle you with a cordless phone.

Trick-or-Chuck!