10.02.09

Hey Young Man!
Stop me if you’ve heard this one: A mannequin, an attorney, a gay man, and a lush walk into a bar…

09.25.09

Why hello PETA!

Happy Weekend!

05.05.09

Olé!
It appears as though he smuggled both the cigar and the moustache across the border.

03.02.09

It’s Hammer Time Y’all!

HDub: Guess Who I just met in the Breakroom.
FOP: Vin Diesel? Axl Rose? The water skiing squirrel?
HDub: No. Robert Matthew Van Winkle.
FOP: …?
HDub: Vanilla Ice
FOP: HOLY NUTS. That’s right he and M.C. Hammer are here in concert!!!
HDub: I know right!
FOP: Did you ask him what it was like to know that he convinced millions of teenage boys it was cool to shave designs in their eyebrows?
HDub: Naw man I heard he punched a kid once.

02.03.09

A hole and a pole.

10.30.08

Trout Slayer WEEK 2008: Day #4
How to remove a hook… like a “Bad-Ass.”

HDub: I’m so bad-ass that I am going to rip this hook out with forceps!

RH: A real bad ass would do it with his teeth.

10.29.08

Trout Slayer WEEK 2008: Day #3
How to fish using the HDub method.

Applaud self for 3 consecutive hours of sobriety.

Smoke a Cigar.

Antagonize ol’ “Sausage Fingers” by asking if he needs help tying knots.

Put on shitty gas station hat & sunglasses.

Cast once… Catch HUGE alleged “trash fish”.

Crawl behind a rock, sleep off last night’s hangover.

10.28.08

Trout Slayer WEEK 2008: Day #2
Fishing using the RH method.
Spend 35 minutes trying to tie a Blood Knot… Curse at sausage-like fingers.
Settle for Granny Knot.

Cast once… Cast Twice… Pull line, attach $27 “sure-thing” fly.
Cast once… Cast Twice… Change fly.
Cast once… Cast Twice… Change fly again. Repeat for 3 hours.

Catch nothing.

Ridicule others for using cheap gear and catching trash fish.