10.29.10

HAVE A REALLY HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

10.28.10

It's not everyday that you can take an awesome picture of your boss* and post it on the interweb!

* You got a little sumthin' on your teefs.

10.27.10

Doooooode. Mary, stop hogging the bong... you remember what happened last time.*


* Yes, I am going to hell.

10.26.10

Um, when did Walker, Texas Ranger open a new rehab facility?

10.25.10

You light up my lamp!

10.22.10

Epidemic Tour 2011
Hey guys that H1N1 got a whole lotta airtime last year... What do you say we make a come back? From now on nobody wash their wings.

10.21.10

Hagatha Fartwitch?
Dude did you fart or are you just smelling your own breath?

10.20.10

It's your favorite christian rock band, The Worship Circus, back with their sophomore album Cre8torBoy!.

10.19.10

The most emusing photo you'll see on the interweb all day.

BA-dum CHING!

10.18.10

Sorry...
I'm a few fluffs shy of a puff today.

10.15.10

Pump-activ®
That Pre Jack-O-Lantern phase can be so awkward.

10.14.10

BULLLLL-BBBBBBB!
Today I discovered how much fun it is to say the word BULB.
That is all.

10.13.10

Honda v. Impala
Honda Crushes Impala* in J.D. Power Initial Side & Front Impact Rankings.


* Yes, I know its a pronghorn.

10.12.10

I guess I’m not the only one with 800 first graders,  3 ambulances, 2 fire trucks and one pissed off llama out side their office window today.

10.11.10

10/10/10

Congratulations to all you clever newly weds out there who got married yesterday... 

Although if you would have waited for today, I would have given you a life size replica of the Nina Pinta & Santa Maria instead of a Bed Bath & Beyond Gift Card!

10.08.10

Whats up turkey butt?
I'm beat... chicken feet?

10.07.10

My what big... eyes you have.

10.06.10

Dude, is it just me, or does it totally smell like hobos right now.

10.05.10

 I had the same reaction when I found out my sales rep was the 'husband' on TLC's Sister Wives.

10.04.10

Lights. Check.
Camera. Check.
Action... uh action?

10.01.10

Perhaps "Stop Shooting" would have been a better choice of verbiage.

Happy Weekend!