AN AFTERNOON AT THE CHEVRON
FOP: Drinking diet beverage* while examining nutrition value of Poptart
GAS STATION CASHIER: OH MY HECK!!!!
FOP: Makes attempt to duck behind jerky display to avoid impending gunfire.
GSC: I KNOW YOU!!! Pointing ferociously
FOP: Racks brain for last time hung out with 75lb, toothless meth-head.
GSC: WE WENT TO PRISON TOGETHER!!!!
FOP: Uh… I had detention in 7th grade once. Sorry.
GSC: Yeah I guess you wouldn’t be sprung yet anyway. 15 more years at least.
FOP: Yikes!
*Yup, thats a picture of back wash.
