08.10.10

How can we make this extraordinarily expensive crown molding better?

10.02.08

A DARK DAY
How to piss me off today: Send me an email. Then call me 3 seconds later and ask “Didja get my email?” UNLESS THE WHOLE INTERWEB BLEW UP IN THE PAST 3 SECONDS, YES I GOT YOUR EMAIL!*


* And its most likely lodged somewhere between the “The sexy Russian woman waiting to meet me” and a “Superb Discount on a Breitling Watch”. I’ll get to it when I get to it! GOSH!

04.08.08

Area Hospital Gets Creative in an Attempt to Provide Affordable Healthcare:
Welcome to 'The Cafemorgue'
Lunch & Dinner - 11am to 8pm
Autopsies - 8:30pm to 3am

10.23.07

Witch Week: Day 2
HAYYYYYYYY Y'AALLLL!
Cooter 'n' Skeeter here. Ozark Coven REPRESENT!
When we get done writtin' some spells on the back of this here Denny's Menu, we done gonna show ya'all how to floss with a garden hose!!! YEEEEEE HAWWWW!

10.15.07

Every time you hear a twang...
a deformed, albino hillbilly gets to crawl out from under the porch!