RP: I’m so freaking excited, today is the IOWA CAUCUS!!!
BH: What the hell kind of place is this? Have you seen my Purelle®?
RP: Since 1972, the Iowa Caucus has been the first major electoral event of the nominating process for President of the United States.
BH: What’s that vile smell?
RP: It serves as an early indication of which candidates for President might win the nomination of their political party at their respective national conventions.
BH: Do you think there are poor people here?
RP: This year is set to be a dooooozie with the Democrats heading into it with a virtual three-way tie!
BH: WHERE THE HELL ARE MY PANCAKES!!!!!
