09.09.08

Looks SWEET! What’s it sound like?
Imagine if Steve McQueen fell face first into a pile of midlife crisis…
it sounds sort of like that.

04.28.08

FOP: I have a flat tire.
RH: Are you sure its flat.
FOP: ... traffic screams by
RH: You need to learn to swerve better.
FOP: You’d probably swerve into a semi to avoid hitting road kill.
RH: Yes.
FOP: Dead animals can’t pop your tire.
RH: If it died because it ate a nail it could.
FOP: … Touché.

01.11.08

Reasons I could have jumped this week:
1. Asked if cell phone came with Zack Morris.
2. Found job on the list of “Least Secure Careers for 2008.”
3. Informed favorite male figure skater traded in “Puffy Shirt” for halo.*
4. Told I resemble Rosie O’Donnell… but in a good way.

Reason I didn’t:
AMERICAN GLADIATORS IS BACK!!! Are you warrior ENOUGH?


*Good night sweet prince.

11.01.07

3 Things I like:

Work. I know weird. But for the most part I enjoy my job.
Gym. There is a special place in my heart for treadmills, and TVs with cable.
Pictures. I like taking pictures of crap... Some you see, most you don't. They remind me that if you take the time to notice, there's some cool stuff out there.

With that...

Dear Gobblin who "Trunk-or-Treated" out of my car last night at the gym:

1. May I have the key to my office back... it appears your career path doesn't require a key, or for that matter an office.

2. 90% of my diet comes from a gas station. The gym isn't a luxury it's a necessity. If I need to call in a favor from Blackwater so I can work out, I will.

3. I hope you and your meth-head friends have fun taking pictures of each other... picking your scabs or whatever it is ya'll do.

My only question why not take the 36 pack of diet pepsi?

Watch your back,
FOPHQ