FOP: I have a flat tire.
RH: Are you sure its flat.
FOP: ... traffic screams by
RH: You need to learn to swerve better.
FOP: You’d probably swerve into a semi to avoid hitting road kill.
RH: Yes.
FOP: Dead animals can’t pop your tire.
RH: If it died because it ate a nail it could.
FOP: … Touché.
