01.31.11

Once upon an intersection dreary...
While, I pondered weak and weary,
“What’s so special about that tree?”
It’s probably where they stash their weeee... d.

01.28.11

Pluralized Colloquialism?
Um, I’m Rick James...


Ba-dum ching!

01.27.11

...
Still January.

01.26.11

A little bird (ahemmm, outdoor recreational sales person) once told me that I shouldn’t worry about wearing waterproof ski clothes, because the snow “here” is very, very, very, dry...
Except when it melts,
and seeps through to your underpants
and the wind blows
and you freeze your bits off.

01.25.11

To The Big Old Fire Hydrant in the Sky.
You were one crazy defiant energetic cantankerous S.O.B.
I’ll still miss you...Except for all those times you put your nose in my crotch.

01.24.10

Wonder what it's like to ride shotgun with RoboCop?
It's kind of like this...

01.21.11

Like it was yesterday...
Remember that time you ate that whole can of Jalapenos... by yourself?
This kind of reminds me of that.


happy weekend!

01.20.11

FOP, What the heck is it?
Guinness World Record for simultaneous blue-darts.

01.19.11

Powerpoint and Webinars are Prohibited!
All presentations henceforth will be made in the form of flannel board stories.

Thanks-
FOP Management

01.18.10

Between Friends.

EB: Hey Bob.

RH: Yeah Bundy.

EB: The next time you ask me to go skiing I’ll probably just give you 60 bucks, an watch you wipe your ass with it.

RH: I love it when plan comes together.

01.17.11

Good News: The hanging glacier above the door to my office collapsed today.
Bad News: I had to go home to dry my hair, get a change of clothes and a bottle of aspirin.

01.12.11

Not to be rude but your $300 vase that looks like a slab of tripe.

01.11.11

Peach Cobbler
Shoe Cobbler
Cobblecreek
Cobblestones

In your heart, you know its funny.

01.10.11

Famous last words:
"Naw, man I don't need no stinkin' goggles."

01.07.11

Hey mom what’s up?

I'm watching Entertainment Tonight.

How are our precious celebrities?

Don’t you think its funny Ricky Martin, Elton John AND Neil Patrick Harris all had babies before you?

Well played Ladyfox, well played.

01.06.11

He's a boom operator
Boom operator...
Coast to coast, LA to Chicago, western male...
Across the north and south, to Key Largo, love for sale.

01.05.11

Szech-u-wanna screw up your new years resolution?

Ba-Dum-Ching

01.04.11

Lookin' good. Waitin’ for inversion.

01.03.10

Why hello 2011.

What better way to welcome in the new year than with a Frostache.