
A DARK DAY
How to piss me off today: Send me an email. Then call me 3 seconds later and ask “Didja get my email?” UNLESS THE WHOLE INTERWEB BLEW UP IN THE PAST 3 SECONDS, YES I GOT YOUR EMAIL!*
* And its most likely lodged somewhere between the “The sexy Russian woman waiting to meet me” and a “Superb Discount on a Breitling Watch”. I’ll get to it when I get to it! GOSH!