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The Emo Knife™ SET ONLY $19.99
Since knives are one of the most important tools in your sad sad life, its important to invest in quality. These Emo Knives™ will never lose their edge. They will never dull and they have a lifetime guarantee. The right set of knives will help chop and slice more efficiently, leaving you more time to reflect on why you are too fat to fit in your girl pants. Look like a pro with Emo Knives™. The comfort grip handle allows for maximum usability. The razor sharp blades will never dull no matter how many things you slice, carve, dice, or cut.
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