10.31.11

FUN SIZE?
"Pretty Damn Disappointing Size" is more like it.

10.28.11

Ladies it's HO-lloween weekend. You may proceed.

10.27.11

Orange who?
Orange you glad its just another photo.

10.26.11

Mom, I know you made this decoration at homemaking night, but really, it totally terrifies me.

10.25.11

Proper accent lighting can create visual interest, drama and add beauty to your... er stalks?

10.24.11

Monday's can just beet it.
Baa dum Ching!

10.21.11

Just another Hosta-L environment.

10.20.11

Quakies!!!!!!

10.19.11

99 Luftballoons... give or take... one or 2.

10.17.11

People who live in pumpkin houses...
Usually get squashed.

Ba-dum Ching!

10.14.11

If you're havin' Gouhl problems i feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a Witch ain't one.


Okay so technically he doesn't sing that song...but he does sing these.

10.13.11

Once in a while, everybody needs a little spooning.

10.12.11

Just so you know...
This is what it looks like at 5:45am.
Yup, you can go back to bed now.

10.11.11

Nature's little fireworks...eh?

10.10.11

Oktober-fetish?
Das bra smells like sauerkrauten!

10.07.11

DUDE! Can you see it? It's the weekend... Its hiding in that bush.

10.06.11

Random Guilty Pleasure

I totally love rolling a big sheet of lint off the dryer screen.

10.05.11

And over here is the Master Outhouse.
Complete with "his" and "her" vanities and poop shoots.

10.03.11

Rejected slogans:

Shootin' Guns. Savin' Lives.
Rednecks love them boobies.
Hunt for Hooters.