Showing posts with label Plant pants. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Plant pants. Show all posts

Thursday, December 03, 2009

12.03.09


A Little Bit of Pearl Jam on Your Thighs
Today I was reminded how much I miss Flannel Lined pants…
I was also reminded that they made me look fat.
Thanks for nothing 1992.

Wednesday, August 01, 2007

08.01.07


I’m not saying you didn’t get that oozing rash from some sort of noxious plant… I’m just wondering why you had that plant in your pants?