01.07.09 *UPDATE*

RH: I’m thinking of becoming Amish.
FOP: Oh?
RH: The simple life. Driving buggies, churning butter, raising barns …
FOP: Shouting insults at people who wear zippers?
RH: … Maybe.

10.22.07

Hey kids, it's time to grow out that mole hair!!!
Prepare yourselves for...
WITCH WEEK 2007!

You're kind of excited right? The guys in corporate think this is a bad idea...

09.17.07

Barnyard Week: Day #1
In a recent test market for a revolutionary single-serving pork product, Carl’s Jr. Inc., reports that 3 of 4 consumers found the product name “A Taste of Hamlet” less offensive than “My Rump. My Rump. My Honey Roasted Lump”.