Technically speaking…
SLFX: A cruise was a great idea for a family vacation, don’t you think?
FOP: Dad, I don’t think this qualifies as a “cruise.” Are those oars?
SLFX: A ship on the high seas, of course it’s a cruise!
FOP: It’s a floating duckblind, and the water doesn’t pass my waist.
SLFX: LOOK! OVER THERE! A WHALE! IT’S BREACHIN’!!!!
FOP: Um, that’s a carp.
