FOP: Hey mom what are you doing?
LF: Looking for the take-out menu.
FOP: Chinese food? But it’s Cinco de Mayo.
LF: We’ll drink Corona.
FOP: Eggrolls instead of tacos, it’s just wrong…
LF: Fine, we’ll have Tacos on Pearl Harbor Day.
FOP: … I think you just insulted 3 different countries.
