Dear Guy on Treadmill in Front of Me-
Great weekend huh? Nice weather. Did a little yard work, caught a few rays did ya? I see you got burnt a bit? I'm sure it will turn in to a tan when the blisters pop. Hey, in the meantime, you know when you forget to Thompson Waterseal your hairy back, could you not wear a tank top in public? Honestly its like watching a man with leprosy run a 10k. STRIPS OF YOUR SKIN IS FLOATING EVERYWHERE!!! Anyhoo, I don't mean to be rude.
Have a nice day.
FOP
