Dear Mr. Almost Ex President Gore,
I BELIEVE you invented the internet! AND, I totally understood it when you said "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." I don't think your lisp makes you seem effeminate...I don't think it's technically even a lisp... really. Um, anyway, I was just wondering if you'd come up with a cure for that whole global warming thing. Let me know.
Sincerely,
Mr. What the HECK its the Middle of November!!!
