02.12.09

Under the bridge, uh downtown…
No, really, stop me if you’ve heard this one.

09.19.07

Barnyard Week: Day #3
Hey remember when I was 8, and I had a mullet and a llama?
Remember when I’d walk that llama down some busy street in New York City… ALONE?
And remember how I used to sing the grammatically incorrect song “Me and My Llama”?
Oh and remember that one time I took the llama to the dentist, where a grown man poked at its teeth, like it was totally normal for a barn animal to be tromping around a dental office?


Yeah, that was freaking nuts.