FOP: Hi mom, what's up?
LDFX: I just wanted to let you know you didn’t turn out too bad.
FOP: Uh, thanks.
LDFX: I mean you don’t steal figurines from the cemetary.
FOP: ...
LDFX: and hoard them.
FOP: ...
LDFX: and then give them away as Christmas presents.
FOP: ...
LDFX: You don’t, do you?