To: The Gentlemen of Moderate Rebellion Motorcycle Gang (GMR)
Re: Seasonal Uniform Change
Dear Members-
Coinciding with this weekend's time change we will be converting from GMR Leather Ascots & Embroidered Sport-coats to GMR Embroidered Leather Snuggies. If you do not comply you will be forced to drink cheap scotch and commiserate with under privileged children... with colds.
-GMR President |