Things I learned about a crane operator, from a crane operator, while stuck on a closed freeway... for 3 hours:
- 1. He has a nasty case of "chronic vertigo".
2. He has a mistress in Pahrump, NV named Connie.
3. In 1987, his spit reached terminal velocity.
4. He can pee in a bottle.
5. He can go "number 2” in a Ziploc bag.
6. At the end of the day, he can pack numbers 4 & 5 out… in his lunch box.
Good times.
