
This years Fourth of July festivities included:
- A red headed man doing a pole dance.
- An air guitar/drum solo to Van Halen’s Panama
- A raw hamburger.
- A Jerry Springer style cat-fight including tube tops and fake nails.
- A heated discussion about raves, Caligula and fun things to do after church.
- A skinny, bald, white man swaying his hips while shouting, “Ya’ll don’t know me!!” to his neighbors.