05.08.14

Overexposed cat tails.
You promiscuous cats.

05.07.14

Black n Blue.

05.06.14

A Bird in The Hand is Safer Than One Overhead!

Ba dum ching.

05.05.14

Psycho de Mayo. Olé!

05.02.14

Soooo, this happened.

Happy weekend!

05.01.14

YOU!
Get in my van!

04.29.14

A star is born!
I didn’t know whether to reference the Miley Cyrus tongue or Tom Cruise aviators…

04.28.14

What is better than roses on your piano?
Tulips on your organ.

Bad-dum ching!
I know not funny.
Sorry.

04.23.14

Awwww! Look at the little lambs!

04.22.14

LOOK! A beautiful canopy of allergens.

04.21.14

Deviled Eggs.

04.17.14

Mom! I told you not to feed the chickens jellybeans.

04.16.14

In my head it smells like Morning Mist.
In reality it smells like Moist Manure.

05.15.14

Fresh picked greens drenched in a lite RoundUp™ dressing.

04.14.14

It’s greener on the other side.

04.09.14

I looked out the window and what did I see?

04.08.13

A shot of Grey Geese please.

04.07.14

Monday.
Toasted.

04.04.14

Get outta here!
It’s the weekend!

04.03.14

What up, berry butt?

04.02.14

Still Not Funny
Um, I don’t think this is what they meant by "April showers".

04.01.14

Oh yeah! You think your funny?
Well, screw you “spring”.

03.28.14

Look alien birth pods!!!

03.27.16

Making ladies’ panties evaporate since 1932.

03.25.14

Introducing the new ”Squat n’ Shoot" from Apple.

03.24.14

Nature, why you make these smell like raccoon urine?

03.21.14

Hey babe, it’s quittin’ time…

03.20.14

No really, spring cleaning, you should try it.

03.18.14

Word’s to live by.

03.17.14

Leprechaun upper left hand corner. SWEAR IT!

03.14.14

YELLOW!

03.10.14

GREEN!

03.07.14

CROAK!

03.06.14

If you're a LADY and you’re FOXY you should probably have some BIRTHDAY CAKE!

03.05.14

Wear Conditioner

AMIRIGHT?

03.04.14

Buried!

02.26.14

What up hose?

02.25.14

Finish Line!
Just kidding its only Tuesday.

02.24.14

Hey Buddy.

02.21.14

Light up! It’s the weekend!

02.20.14

Red.

02.19.14

Winter… you sneaky codger you!

02.18.14

Two Tu-Tus.

Deez chains… of love.

02.13.14

COWORKER: Whatcha been up to?

FOP: Lately? Well I’ve pretty much just been taking pictures of old fruit that’s sitting on my desk.

02.12.14

It’s so you don’t get scurvy or rickets… When you’re off pirating and stuff.

02.11.14

Hey guys! Remember that day we all contracted Mad Cow Disease?

02.06.14

"Look Dad! She has the same TV they sell at Goodwill!"

02.05.14

So it was this, or a picture of the poop a T-rex took on my car this afternoon.

02.03.14

BRACE YO'SELF!
6 more weeks of winter!